People who spit their gum on the sidewalk should be knocked down there on the sidewalk with their gum. They should get a hard, swift shin to the soft parts of their body. They should be bullied until they cry. Okay, that last sentence was purely in jest. The others, less so. Do people not …
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BSR: The Boy Scouts of Russia
I don’t know nothing ’bout them Boy Scouts of America. I joined the Boy Scouts of Russia. While much of the knot tying requirements are universally useful, I do question the life-building skills of operating a chainsaw inside the dacha. Why really would I need to know that? Some of the things I learned in …
Space Cadets
See, the truth is: people have always been spacey space-cadets. I remember a time when I’d be talking to a friend, telling an amazing story and holding back as much as I could on the hyperbole, and he’d be staring off into outer space, but still nodding and maybe even making a mumbled, “uh-huh” noise …
Writing on the board
I will not ‘barchive in class. I will not ‘barchive in class. I will not ‘barchive in class. I will not ‘barchive in class. I will not ‘barchive in class. I will not ‘barchive in class. I will not ‘barchive in class. I will not ‘barchive in class. I will not ‘barchive in class. I …
Another Kind of Solo
The Age of the Introvert Dash-Cam Soliloquy is now. The best way to find out what your pet introvert is thinking is to install the cell’ ‘phone holder on the dashboard of their automobile and then leave them alone for a long time. Any time your introvert has a problem with someone, instead of talking …
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