Fake Book Titles


  1. Getting Married UnderwaterGMU
  2. Real Photos Taken by Real Catsrealcats
  3. Wrestling a Python
  4. Black Holes: Not Black, Not Holes
  5. Landfill Everything
  6. Global Cooling
  7. Mining for Spaghetti Oysters
  8. Sleeping with the TV on Makes You SmarterTV
  9. How to: Guess Anyone’s Weight
  10. Novelty Campism: from Elvis Impersonation to Rap Music
  11. Ving Rhames for President
  12. Buried Treasure in Alaska
  13. Teasing Your Mate, Teasing Your Hair
  14. Feeding Your Inner Beast (Psychedelic Proteins)Feeding
  15. This is not a bookspikey
  16. Recycled Clothing
  17. How to: Chocolate Coat Anything
  18. Get Rich on Minimum WageGetRich
  19. Did Taylor Swift Kill The Music Industry?
  20. 11 (uncomfirmed) Things I Might Have Done at the 7-11
  21. Authorized PlagiarismAP
  22. Frozen Pizza and Fried Ice Cream
  23. My Monkey (a memoir)
  24. Delicious Insects and Where to Find Them
  25. Polyester Man (He who lives and never dies!)
  26. Taming Your Extrovertextro

And that concludes my list of books that aren’t books, but maybe should be.

Published by Kurt Gailey

This is where I'm supposed to brag about how I've written seven novels, twelve screenplays, thousands of short stories, four self-help books, and one children's early-reader, but I'd rather stay humble. You can find out about things I've written or follow my barchive (web archive, aka 'blog) at xenosthesia.com or follow me on twitter @kurt_gailey. I love sports and music and books, so if you're an athlete or in a band or you're a writer, give me a follow and I'll most likely follow you back. I've even been known to promote other people's projects.

Leave a comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: