Fake Book Titles

1. Getting Married Underwater
2. Real Photos Taken by Real Cats
3. Wrestling a Python
4. Black Holes: Not Black, Not Holes
5. Landfill Everything
6. Global Cooling
7. Mining for Spaghetti Oysters
8. Sleeping with the TV on Makes You Smarter
9. How to: Guess Anyone’s Weight
10. Novelty Campism: from Elvis Impersonation to Rap Music
11. Ving Rhames for President
12. Buried Treasure in Alaska
13. Teasing Your Mate, Teasing Your Hair
14. Feeding Your Inner Beast (Psychedelic Proteins)
15. This is not a book
16. Recycled Clothing
17. How to: Chocolate Coat Anything
18. Get Rich on Minimum Wage
19. Did Taylor Swift Kill The Music Industry?
20. 11 (uncomfirmed) Things I Might Have Done at the 7-11
21. Authorized Plagiarism
22. Frozen Pizza and Fried Ice Cream
23. My Monkey (a memoir)
24. Delicious Insects and Where to Find Them
25. Polyester Man (He who lives and never dies!)
26. Taming Your Extrovert

And that concludes my list of books that aren’t books, but maybe should be.