Born For Dis. Whenever you come upon an acronym or abbreviation, and that acronym or abbreviation is not defined in any way within the surrounding text, you have my complete and utter permission to invent the meaning. So, if you come upon a BFD, wild and untamed, feel free to start taming it and give …
Category Archives: humor
New car?
Top ten reasons to replace your old car: 10. The miles per gallon is like a good golf score. 9. Worn upholstery, peeling paint, and other aesthetics. 8. Unidentifiable noise. 7. It won’t pass registration. 6. Electric motors all need to be recoiled/rebuilt. 5. Most of the miles are off-road miles. 4. Dead animal in …
Chums
My friend Rudy Magrudian spun a Q-tip so fast he started a fire in his ear. He said, “That’s nothing. You should see what I can do with a box of matches.” He once promised that if we were ever in a robbery, he would shield me from all the bullets. All the bullets in …
Experi-Mental
Warning: If you’re a fan of coffee, this article is not likely for you. So I have this tree which drops so many small brown things, when they’re collected they look like coffee grounds. I’m so impressed with how much the droppings look like coffee grounds, I felt obliged to do something with them. Being …
Smart Off
Time for the first annual Smart Off, sponsored today by WordNerd, the language learning program that wisely teaches you all the cuss words before anything as common as “Hello.” So, “Hello,” all you bastardos apestosos. Welcome to the Smart Off, a challenge of witty proportions. Should you choose to participate, you’ll need to borrow a …
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