Lines for your valentine you won’t likely find in a Hallmark card: Nerdy: You’re the central node of my network. Country: You’re like fresh eggs and warm milk. City: You’re my 20th floor. What a beautiful view! Fatty: You’re the canned cheese on my cracker. Eerie: Yours is the only mind I want to […]
Category Archives: humor
Le Film Romantique
For Valentine’s Day this year, your first responsibility is to learn French. It’s la langue de la vache. No, no, no. It’s la langue de l’amour. Ha ha ha! Either way, you could get yourself laughed at or in trouble, or both, unless you learn it up good. So learn French. Ready? Go! While you […]
Comfortably Numb
Serves me right for thinking it was only a little water in my sock. Sit too long and you can become a permanent fixture in the park. Depending on the weather, of course, you can survive a splash of slush in your shoe. Not too many people have tried though. Most people are smart […]
Funny Sports
Despite what your mom might tell you, playing hockey all day is not a complete waste of your time. I can remember a day when I did just that. I barely made time for a meal or two that day. It was fun, and I was sore the next day, but it wasn’t a complete […]
Not The Image
Driving your business bus 24×7, you might realize you’ve gone too long. You kept driving when you should have pulled over and slept. Maybe you find yourself driving down routes you don’t recognize. Possibly you find yourself driving on the walkways. A couple of unexpected bumps in the road and you’re forced to stop the […]
