Once you’ve written it all down, everything you know, you can empty your brain, you can start over. Go back to kindergarten and learn your numbers. Learn how to draw a big letter A and a small letter a. Learn not to eat crayons. Dont even stick them in your mouth. Maybe you’re a quick …
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Sports Psychic
You don’t have it all. If you thought you did, then you need to listen to this: In the country of Belize, they have a Sports Psychic. The Sports Psychic can predict how your favorite team or athlete will perform in the next game or the next competition. Using occult knowledge and resources like astrology …
Flying Dream II
Flying Dream II continues the story of Adam Bahn, who began his piloting career as a genetic experiment. His journey continues as he discovers more about the mysterious Remote Viewers who are challenged to track his every move. One Remote Viewer in particular, Tara, can remotely follow him wherever he goes. Because she has an …
Smart Off
Time for the first annual Smart Off, sponsored today by WordNerd, the language learning program that wisely teaches you all the cuss words before anything as common as “Hello.” So, “Hello,” all you bastardos apestosos. Welcome to the Smart Off, a challenge of witty proportions. Should you choose to participate, you’ll need to borrow a …
The day the magic school bus was frozen to the parking lot
It was the longest cold spell in Walkerville history. All the kids were excited that the schools were closed. All the kids, except the ones who were supposed to go on a field trip. Their bus was the only way they could get around to places like Hawaii and Pompeii. And why did they want …
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