I tell this joke a lot. It never really happened, but I tell the joke so much, I think people might get the idea that it really went down the way I tell it. So I was walking down the street and I see this friend of mine coming the other way. This friend of …
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What to do with yer Bot
What to do with yer bot: 1. First you have to buy one. There should be a local bot store near you. Check the infonet for locations. 2. Cajole it. Don’t know how to do this? You’re already an irresponsible bot owner. (Just kidding. See the * below for a brief definition.) 3. Feed it …
A Playlist for Weight Lifting
Not too long ago I saw an article on a fitness web site that claimed to have a “manly” “get-your-pump-on” playlist. They claimed it was a great playlist for lifting weights. Featured were some seriously unmanly artists like Marshall Mathers and some other goofy kid with the last name Dogg that I’ve already forgotten. …
Citizen Pyromaniacs
Where I come from, we have an annual tradition of burning everything. We call it the Fourth of July, and it’s symbolic of something, or maybe many things, but whatever that symbolism represents is up to debate. Could be death, could be destruction. Could be symbolic of burning money. It could even be symbolic of …
No Food is Limited to a Day
It’s worth admitting that I was sucked in to the whole Taco Tuesday idea. It seemed like tacos were already on my menu, so why not set aside one day a week for the fabulous food. Then I missed a Tuesday. It wasn’t a horrific, life-altering experience or anything (though I’m sure some would love …
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