Once you’ve written it all down, everything you know, you can empty your brain, you can start over. Go back to kindergarten and learn your numbers. Learn how to draw a big letter A and a small letter a. Learn not to eat crayons. Dont even stick them in your mouth. Maybe you’re a quick …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Legend of the Cairn
The cairn, as a cultural peculiarity, is as entertaining as it is clever. It’s purpose, since the beginning of time, is to designate the correct trail. So, for instance, if you were hiking along a trail unfamiliar to you and the trail forked, all you would need to do is look for a cairn. The …
Cinco de Mayo on Taco Tuesday
It doesn’t get any better than Cinco de Maya on a Taco Tuesday. Check out the spread, then make your own. Tacos, burritos, enchiladas, empanadas, quesadillas, nachos, guacamole, carne asada, chile verde, fajitas, pollo relleno, chile relleno, tostadas, and so much more is yours on Cinco de Mayo. In heaven there will be a Mexican …
Angsty Frogs
Born For Dis. Whenever you come upon an acronym or abbreviation, and that acronym or abbreviation is not defined in any way within the surrounding text, you have my complete and utter permission to invent the meaning. So, if you come upon a BFD, wild and untamed, feel free to start taming it and give …
Sports Psychic
You don’t have it all. If you thought you did, then you need to listen to this: In the country of Belize, they have a Sports Psychic. The Sports Psychic can predict how your favorite team or athlete will perform in the next game or the next competition. Using occult knowledge and resources like astrology …
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