Top ten reasons to replace your old car: 10. The miles per gallon is like a good golf score. 9. Worn upholstery, peeling paint, and other aesthetics. 8. Unidentifiable noise. 7. It won’t pass registration. 6. Electric motors all need to be recoiled/rebuilt. 5. Most of the miles are off-road miles. 4. Dead animal in …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Earth Love
If you love the green of trees, if you love the smell of rain, if you love being outside, you might be a sandal-wearing hippie. On the other hand, you may have Earth Love. Love isn’t exclusive to hippies. It isn’t reserved for Christians. Love doesn’t only happen on the day you get married, and …
Chums
My friend Rudy Magrudian spun a Q-tip so fast he started a fire in his ear. He said, “That’s nothing. You should see what I can do with a box of matches.” He once promised that if we were ever in a robbery, he would shield me from all the bullets. All the bullets in …
Pop Tarts with Protein
Of course, I had to try these. If you’re a long-time fan of something and they make an improvement, you’re going to want to see what that improvement is all about. I could tease you and say, “Let’s talk about Pop Tarts for about six paragraphs and then I’ll tell you what my critique is.” …
Eating Right (Now)
Eating healthy foods is easy, right? There’s so much of it around. And yet, there are so many ways to not eat healthy. Chocolate cake is not all that healthy for me, and it seems we’re having it a lot lately. There’s always someone wanting it, even though it’s not their birthday. Someone among us …
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