It occurred to me some time ago that even though there are so many offended people in this world, there might also be a fair amount of people who have yet to find something to be offended about. For those feeling like an outsider because they have nothing to be offended about, here’s a convenient …
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The Center of The Universe
If you ever see me in the road, watch where I’m going. I don’t. Have your parents ever told you if you make a face too long it’ll stay that way? I could’ve been a good-looking guy if I wasn’t pissed at everyone all the time. Practice makes permanent. Wearing the scowl to prove it. …
The Walking Dead
It’s not easy when you find yourself laughing at yourself. Of course it’s not any less funny than if you’re laughing at someone else. I had just finished documenting my favorite new anti-social behavior—being completely out of the time zone—and then I had a week with too much exercise, and too much work. I went …
Chiming-in
I’ve been off DST (sounds like a bad drug, doesn’t it?) for a week now. It feels just fine. I don’t see any difference…except…my short fuse with other people who…well, I better take it down gradually. Since I love people, I don’t want to start insulting anyone. However, there was a time this past week …
Street Quotes
Words overheard in public places: Girl: Don’t you know what you did? Boy: No. What was it? Girl: If you don’t know, then I’m not telling you. Boy: Then don’t be surprised when it happens again. “You know, that thing on the thing.” —A man talking to his obviously confused companion. “We’ve …
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