June is bike month. Bike month begins with beautiful weather. It’s difficult to spend any time indoors on an electronic device when the trails are beckoning and the weather is fabulous. But first… …it’s time to invite some friends. The trails are calling my name, your name, everyone’s name, so we may as well make …
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Chums
My friend Rudy Magrudian spun a Q-tip so fast he started a fire in his ear. He said, “That’s nothing. You should see what I can do with a box of matches.” He once promised that if we were ever in a robbery, he would shield me from all the bullets. All the bullets in …
Randomizer
When I’m feeling like a crass, trashtalking set of wind-up plastic teeth with an overbite and bad breath, I disappear in the lyrical music of words. When I’m loud in the quiet room and they make more noise in the process of kicking me out, it’s a beautiful contrast. Like golf socks on a water …
How To
How to get friends: How to ride a skateboard: How to start a rock band: How to plant a garden: How to make peanut butter:
Questions for Friends
Questions to get to know your friends: What’s your favorite color? What’s your favorite movie? What’s your favorite food? What do you plan on doing after you graduate from high school? What did you do right after graduation? How many children do you want to have when you get married and be a suburban clone? …
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