Recently, I was caught up in the vortex of a Writer’s Digest article. It promised a smattering of literary agents and contact info for the same. As I was perusing, I noticed each and every one of them had pronouns next to his or her name. Cute, I thought, but unnecessary. First off, the only …
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Cat Street
My neighbor to the north of me has a kitten. You’ll never guess where it likes to hide. In trees. I’m not so sure it’s all cat. It might just be part squirrel. *Professor squirrel. To the south, my neighbor there has a cat, fully grown. It likes to climb. When it can’t jump high …
What It’s Not and What It Is
It’s not a hoverboard. It’s a gyro-steadied person truck. It’s not energy. Though it is a drink. It’s not a strangely-shaped cactus. It’s a yoga pose. Also not a hoverboard. It’s a gyro-steadied unicycle. It’s not only a tool. It’s a pocketful of possibilities. It’s not fun to watch. It is fun to play. It’s …
Lost
A short list of things I’ve never lost: An adult tooth Furniture A train A plane A meatball The beat My bellybutton A squirrel’s nut cache A staring contest Resolve An invisible cloak Things I have lost: Baby teeth Vacuum attachments Elevator shoes A transmission A whole Volvo One pineal evocator Three left socks An …
Much Needed Nonsense
If your life gets a bit too serious at times, look no further. I’ll keep you on the weird and wild path. Below are listed and described some funny (and genius) ideas for cell phone apps. When your life starts challenging you with too much responsibility, or too much adulthood, or too much anything really, …
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