How to role-play: Obtain 12-sided die. Create map. Paint miniatures. Use your imagination. Dread the return to reality. How to be unscientific: Latch on to common chestnuts. Spout common chestnuts at every possible moment. Pretend everyone else is less intelligent. Argue for narrow-minded ideas. Get offended at disagreements with your bias. How to be scientific: …
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How To Trois
How to run a ‘blog: Start typing. Call all other web loggers a bunch of monkeys on keyboards. Get push-back. Log the push-back. How to fall in love: Meet someone. Go head over heels. Go ga-ga. Flip your lid. Be smitten. Get married. How to buy a car: Test drive some you think you might …
How To Two
How to make beef jerky: Get up, 4AM. Take flashlight. Sneak into pasture. Get a run at it. Tip sleeping cow. Shine flashlight in cow’s eyes. Beef jerky. How to operate a talk show: Get ugly furniture. Get a camera. Talk. How to cure a headache: Take off your hat. Close your eyes. Walk around. …
How To
How to get friends: Get serious. Get angry. Get lost. Get over it. Stay over it. How to ride a skateboard: Plant feet on board. Call your board a stick. Move stick to halfpipe. Halfpipe to air, grab stick. Air to rail, grab nads. Your nads. How to start a rock band: Hire high school …
Real Dad Jokes
Those jokes you hear on the street, you know, the ones labeled dubiously as “Dad Jokes,” are anything but. They go something like this: “Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.” Even if one makes you laugh, even if you hear two and you’re not put off by the …
