Requirements of Comedy

Requirements for Comedy Be mostly stupid. Comedy doesn’t require you to think scientifically, or mathematically, or philosophically, or logically. You can let your intellect blow away on the breeze, if you like. Or you can let it slip down into your crotch, into your underclothes (front or back, it doesn’t really matter), and then use …

Guest column——”Ask Suzi Uzi”

Guest column——Ask Suzi Uzi, Advice specialist and psychologist   Dear Suzi, Do I have to wear a mask in public? Yours truly truly, Not Scared   Dear Mr. Scared, Your question made me pause. Are you saying you don’t want to wear a mask at all? Are you saying you prefer wearing one in private? …

Funny Tweets

It’s funny. Everything’s funny, really. I can’t admit that I get out much. I’m the infonet version of a couch potato. My explorations into the far reaches of the infonet have yet to begin. If I were to draw you a map of the web I’ve visited, it would be a single line. Twitter? Yep. …

Identify as a Cowboy Philosopher

I heard some people bashing philosophy the other day. I guess I like to defend those things that get bashed. Philosophy can be really fun. It all depends on the philosopher. Here’s a little bit of philosophy now, so you can make up your own mind: A man sits in a bar peeling the label …

Creative Juices

If you owned a business, what would you name it? A wood cabinet refurbisher called: Jack the Stripper? A museum called: Hands On Children Museum? A chimney sweeping business called: Ash Wipe? A book seller called: In The Margins? A record store called: Vinyl Resting Place? A gardening supply store called: The Dirty Hoe? There …