It’s not a hoverboard.

It’s a gyro-steadied person truck.
It’s not energy.

Though it is a drink.
It’s not a strangely-shaped cactus.

It’s a yoga pose.
Also not a hoverboard.

It’s a gyro-steadied unicycle.
It’s not only a tool.

It’s a pocketful of possibilities.
It’s not fun to watch.

It is fun to play.
It’s not a way to catch up with your high school friends.

It’s a way to catch up with Elon Musk.
It’s not a chain.

But it is a collection of Links.
It’s not a gummy horse.

It’s a horse of the sea.
It’s not an eye.

It’s a stairwell.
It’s not the running of the salmon.

It’s a triathlon.
It’s not your next Uber ride.

It’s your last Uber ride.