Photo by David Kovalenko

A short list of things I’ve never lost

An adult tooth


A train

A plane

A meatball

The beat

My bellybutton

A squirrel’s nut cache

A staring contest


An invisible cloak

Things I have lost:

Baby teeth

Vacuum attachments

Elevator shoes

A transmission

A whole Volvo

One pineal evocator

Three left socks

An agenda

A spare tire

A pet lizard

My mind

Published by Kurt Gailey

This is where I'm supposed to brag about how I've written seven novels, twelve screenplays, thousands of short stories, four self-help books, and one children's early-reader, but I'd rather stay humble. You can find out about things I've written or follow my barchive (web archive, aka 'blog) at xenosthesia.com or follow me on twitter @kurt_gailey. I love sports and music and books, so if you're an athlete or in a band or you're a writer, give me a follow and I'll most likely follow you back. I've even been known to promote other people's projects.

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