It’s not a hoverboard. It’s a gyro-steadied person truck. It’s not energy. Though it is a drink. It’s not a strangely-shaped cactus. It’s a yoga pose. Also not a hoverboard. It’s a gyro-steadied unicycle. It’s not only a tool. It’s a pocketful of possibilities. It’s not fun to watch. It is fun to play. It’s …