Cutting someone off. Could this be the most offensive action a driver can do on the road? I mean, other than actually causing a collision, is cutting another driver off the worst offense? Do you judge every other driver by the offensiveness of their driving technic? And if so, do you judge them by how …
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Opposites
“Opposition in all things,” says Sammy B Lee of the railroad gang. Or maybe it was some other dude. I don’t remember. Maybe it was that dude I read about in the Bible. What was his name? Luke? Harry? Bilbo? Socrates? One of those. What are some opposites? Blue and red are opposites… probably. Black …
State of Mind Control
One great aspect of life is opportunity to learn. We learn from our mistakes. We learn from others’ mistakes. We learn from books and movies and teachers and parents. We learn from successes and victories. Not much can get in the way of us learning, unless we allow it. In fact, the greatest obstacle we …
Holding A Grudge
Not reserved for people who’ve been wronged, holding a grudge is also a novel way to occupy your time. You might be wondering about this new sport. “How do I join in the action?” The first requirement is another person. It takes at least two. Although I’ve heard of someone holding a grudge against the …
Requirements of Comedy
Requirements for Comedy Be mostly stupid. Comedy doesn’t require you to think scientifically, or mathematically, or philosophically, or logically. You can let your intellect blow away on the breeze, if you like. Or you can let it slip down into your crotch, into your underclothes (front or back, it doesn’t really matter), and then use …
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