You know how people want to ridiculously and unnecessarily combine words? You know how they end up making mostly useless words like this: a dream catcher is a “datcher”, a beneficial organism is a “borganism”, and a significant other is a “so”? These didn’t end up sounding the way the person intended. I mean, a …
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Golden Age
“Back in my day” is the beginning of a sentence which will likely end with an opinion of how that time was better than this one. Even though some parts of our opinions hold truths, the rest is often due to selective memory. Otherwise known as bias, selective memory is a great way to beautify …
Sharpest Tool
New resolutions don’t have to be confined to New Year’s Day. We have the power to make changes to our habits and our routines, so we can make new habits and routines. For example, I once made a resolution in July to not throw snowballs at anyone for a month. I absolutely conquered that one. …
Weird Christmas Songs
As far as weird Christmas songs go, some of the songs which receive the most radio play can be the weirdest. Look at the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside”. On the surface it can seem innocuous. Dig a little deeper and it sounds like somebody’s planning a felony. Not all weird Christmas songs are so …
Realistic Reviews
If book promotion quotes were more realistic: I wish they let me write a book report on this in school. ~James H., writer of airline pamphlets Wanted so bad to use the word fascinating, but the more I thought about it, it just didn’t seem fitting. ~Robyn S., writer of novels Man! This book is …
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