Sasquatch Children

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The Sasquatch children are starving!

Collections are now under way to supply the hairy, reclusive children with a nice, warm meal.

Their habitat is shrinking. Every day, more wild places are being transformed into cities. Skyscrapers are becoming the norm, replacing tall trees, altering horizons. If this trend continues, there may be no place left for the big-footed children to live. Not only that, but their usual diet of grubs will be permanently disturbed as well, because the grubs live in the wild places too.

Every Sasquatch child deserves a warm meal, exactly like their Himalayan cousins the Yetis.

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The Yeti children are starving!

Published by Kurt Gailey

This is where I'm supposed to brag about how I've written seven novels, twelve screenplays, thousands of short stories, four self-help books, and one children's early-reader, but I'd rather stay humble. You can find out about things I've written or follow my barchive (web archive, aka 'blog) at xenosthesia.com or follow me on twitter @kurt_gailey. I love sports and music and books, so if you're an athlete or in a band or you're a writer, give me a follow and I'll most likely follow you back. I've even been known to promote other people's projects.

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