Why do we love Wolverine so much? He’s one of the X-Men, so he’s part of an iconic team. That’s part of why we love him. There are lots of reasons we shouldn’t. He stinks, he’s stubborn, he’s violent. He’s 5 feet 3 inches tall, maybe 5 foot 4 inches depending on who you’re asking. …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Tradition Sans Smog
Salty Stew, the Rocky Mountain groundhog, tried to account for smog in his prediction, but it didn’t work. The sun cut right through the smog. Without any clouds for a thousand miles, Salty Stew’s shadow was all too prominent. If you’re wondering how this superstitious tradition works, it goes as follows: the sign of the …
Epidemiology
There’s a skill I think everyone should have, and this skill is tied inseparably to epidemiology. One way to illustrate the skill, is through alcoholism. If people who drink alcohol are healthy, does that fact mean drinking alcohol is healthy, or does it mean people who are healthy will take risks, such as imbibing something …
Cryptozoology
Never have I seen Bigfoot flying in a UFO, but it makes sense that he would. How else would he avoid being spotted by the majority of humans living on the planet? “The majority of humans” also happen to be the majority of animal life on land. Oh, hold on now. Of course, that could …
Too Many Subjects
The title brings to mind a royal dude who wants fewer people in his kingdom. That’s not what I’m on about today. What is throwing itself against the walls of my mind right now is a whole lot of everything. Subjects don’t seem to want to line up single file, or take turns talking. It’s …
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