Ten things you can do with flip flops:
- Go to the beach.
- Use a public shower without worrying about fungus.
- Take it easy.
- Show off your toenail polish.
- Wear them with socks and sport the ninja look.
- Take them off and save your place in the line at the pharmacy while you sit.
- Feel the breeze on your toes.
- Cool your feet by walking through a stream, stepping in a wading pool, or turning on a hose.
- Sing along with Jimmy Buffett. (“Margaritaville!”)
- Take one off and slap somebody with it.
Ten things you probably shouldn’t do with flip flops:
- Go to the beach and try to hide your wallet in them.
- Ride a bike.
- Walk through a cow pasture.
- Climb a tree.
- Traffic court appearance.
- Lawn darts.
- Space exploration.
- Mow the lawn.
“Wear them with socks and sport the ninja look.”👍💖💖💖💖
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