INT.—DAY—Small Apartment It was a dark and stormy night. The umbrellas were out but it didn’t matter because he was smoking in the shower. If lunch didn’t come any earlier, he might shave with a ham sandwich. Extra mustard. His palms were sweaty in anticipation of the noon train. Something was due on that train …
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Outrageous Movie Titles
If, by chance, you read through this immense list of movie titles and find one you are dying to see, let me know in the comments and I’ll write the screenplay for it. Teenage Zombie Felons Demon Acid Dames 3-headed Dog Trainer Dirtbags and Society Hags Surly Wolf-child Crossing Gard Red Hot Actress Reactions Steel-toed …
Sasquatch Children
Send money! The Sasquatch children are starving! Collections are now under way to supply the hairy, reclusive children with a nice, warm meal. Their habitat is shrinking. Every day, more wild places are being transformed into cities. Skyscrapers are becoming the norm, replacing tall trees, altering horizons. If this trend continues, there may be no …
Hyperculture II
One of the most fascinating, and possibly most ridiculous, consequences of hyper-culture is when pieces of culture get shared with ostensibly the wrong people. Dutch dreadlocks? Australians with a hunger for cajun food? Young white boys with lines shaved in their eyebrows? Romanians celebrating Cinco de Mayo? None of the borrowing or sharing is wrong …
Joking Skills
The art of telling a good joke is one which seems to transcend time. Will there ever be a time in the future when humor is unwelcome? Because I doubt the skill will ever be less than useful, here are some jokes to tell your friends and family. ————- A widow went out on her …
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