It’s not easy when you find yourself laughing at yourself. Of course it’s not any less funny than if you’re laughing at someone else. I had just finished documenting my favorite new anti-social behavior—being completely out of the time zone—and then I had a week with too much exercise, and too much work. I went …
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Chiming-in
I’ve been off DST (sounds like a bad drug, doesn’t it?) for a week now. It feels just fine. I don’t see any difference…except…my short fuse with other people who…well, I better take it down gradually. Since I love people, I don’t want to start insulting anyone. However, there was a time this past week …
Street Quotes
Words overheard in public places: Girl: Don’t you know what you did? Boy: No. What was it? Girl: If you don’t know, then I’m not telling you. Boy: Then don’t be surprised when it happens again. “You know, that thing on the thing.” —A man talking to his obviously confused companion. “We’ve …
How To: Debate with Humor
I tell this joke a lot. It never really happened, but I tell the joke so much, I think people might get the idea that it really went down the way I tell it. So I was walking down the street and I see this friend of mine coming the other way. This friend of …
What to do with yer Bot
What to do with yer bot: 1. First you have to buy one. There should be a local bot store near you. Check the infonet for locations. 2. Cajole it. Don’t know how to do this? You’re already an irresponsible bot owner. (Just kidding. See the * below for a brief definition.) 3. Feed it …
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