Living Healthy While Killing The Neighbors

  This is my house, where I live. I don’t have diabetes, but the children in the neighborhood do. As you can see, someone stole my welcome mat. If I ever find out who did it, they’re going to meet the tiny flying products of my shotgun. I make my own shells, and I lace …

6 Funny Video Games

The 6 Funniest Video Games (In my humble opinion):  1. Worms Armageddon What’s so funny about worms trying to destroy each other? What’s not funny about worms trying to destroy each other? They never bleed. They’re never fully destroyed. In the process of blasting each other, they say hilarious things, like, “Grab your pineapples and …

Fake Book Titles

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Break Room Discovery

The office break room is a scientific place. Social psychology comes into play when certain people who don’t otherwise associate within the company go in there at the same time. Who sits where? Who gets the comfy chair? Who gets the microwave first? Who has to heat up their food among the drippy splatter from …