Like a toy store with extremely tall shelves. Like a couch with no cushion. Like a gard-dog with no teeth. Like a rich man with no imagination. Like an empty well. Like a mountain bike with only one wheel. Like a talentless pride. Like salsa with no peppers. Like a spider with no venom. Like …
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To Wish For Allergens
There is a misconception among most of us regarding allergies. Specifically: most of us don’t want them. We think we know everything, so we assume the allergies will make us miserable, coughing, sneezing, itching, and scratching. Usually, it’s how anybody reacts to their allergies, so it’s not an unfounded assumption. A few people in our …
Sweaters
What kind of sweater are you? There are so many different kinds. There are so many different ways to SWEAT. 1. Armpit sweater: the most common type and possibly the easiest to handle (unless it’s a number 13). 2. Chest sweater: usually noticeable on guys when they exercise. 3. Forehead sweater: you know it’s going …
Contradictory Living
There are those who get to middle school who cry in their sleeves about how badly they miss recess. Sure they do. So why is it when they get to gym class they won’t do anything? They just sit in the bleachers and whine. Contradictory living. There’s plenty of that going around. Some will tell …
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