So, it had come to this. Telemarketing had become such an aggressive tool they were resorting to home invasions, breaking down doors and inviting themselves inside. It didn’t stop there. They were stealing wifi passwords, breaking in to anyone’s browser history they could and trying to sell more, more, more. They were using Siri queries …
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Who Do You Trust?
This is my “I don’t believe you” look. They’re everywhere. Ads that catch your attention and try to draw you in to visit a web site so they can sell you more things. The initial sensationalism is meant to upset your belief system or your sense of security enough to have you searching for answers. …
Flip Flops
Ten things you can do with flip flops: Go to the beach. Use a public shower without worrying about fungus. Take it easy. Show off your toenail polish. Wear them with socks and sport the ninja look. Take them off and save your place in the line at the pharmacy while you sit. Feel the …
Skate Park Etiquette
The first rule, the ultimate rule, is if you get injured you don’t report it to anyone…we don’t want the skate park closed down. Better to live your whole life with a broken wrist than to tell some overzealous adult that you damaged your wrist at the skate park, because then they might put a …
Young to Old
The secret to staying young is always telling the time by hours, minutes, and even seconds. Think about it. Give a child a digital watch and then ask them the time, what do they do? They tell you the hour, the minutes, and then the seconds as they tick by, “…forty-three, forty-four, forty-five…” Middle-aged people …
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