Top ten reasons to replace your old car:
10. The miles per gallon is like a good golf score.
9. Worn upholstery, peeling paint, and other aesthetics.
8. Unidentifiable noise.
7. It won’t pass registration.
6. Electric motors all need to be recoiled/rebuilt.
5. Most of the miles are off-road miles.
4. Dead animal in the engine compartment.
3. It just ain’t cool anymore.
2. Your neighbor’s tree fell on it.
1. The authorities have assured you it can’t be retrieved from the lake.
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