Top ten reasons to replace your old car: 10. The miles per gallon is like a good golf score. 9. Worn upholstery, peeling paint, and other aesthetics. 8. Unidentifiable noise. 7. It won’t pass registration. 6. Electric motors all need to be recoiled/rebuilt. 5. Most of the miles are off-road miles. 4. Dead animal in …
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Weird Things
We all do weird things. Here are a few of the weird things encountered recently and collected specifically for this list: She cries out for control when she has none. He dunks his bread in everything, even his glass of milk. That guy sneezes louder than seems necessary. He passes gas constantly—a loose sphincter. She …
