Utterly Destroyed

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Give a subjective notion The Breath of Life, as if it’s within your power to do so. Pretend that this thing, your pet idea, exists in tangible reality, even though you know the idea is merely an idea, with its most substantial attribute its name!

It’s easy to do. Take something you think about a lot. Luck. Do you think about luck a lot? It has a name. Good. You can plug it into the system here…now you pretend that this thing, your pet idea of luck, is really real; so real you can hold it in your hand.

Now hand it over to me. Let me hold it for only a second—oops!—I dropped it. It’s broken. Let me try to fix it—whoa!—sorry, I stepped on it and crushed it. You gave it The Breath of Life, and I destroyed it. No worries. Luck is a man-made contraption anyway. It’s only a name we give to good things happening. The problem, of course, is that we have to be able to recognize when good things are happening. Even then, luck doesn’t materialize.

Sometimes it’s helpful to use your good eye. Don’t be ashamed. Squint the other eye and glance at the dessert table. That’s where every good meal comes to an end. It’s where good things are happening. We don’t call anything there luck, though, we call it “pie” and “cake” and “eclair”. Luck still doesn’t materialize. Luck is only a name. The Breath of Life might be fun to make pet ideas seem more real, but it doesn’t decorate like cake, it doesn’t taste better with ice cream on the side like pie. It doesn’t even melt in your mouth like a decent eclair.

Funny though, that if something doesn’t exist, it can never be destroyed.

Now I’m utterly destroyed.

Plif!

No time to waste

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No time to waste——because there’s no time. It’s an illusion. Or a mass delusion.

Charitable offerings: to sacrifice time, to make time, to spend time. But if time is one of our delusions, is the sacrifice a delusion as well? Or could we say the sacrifice is honorable due to the  intent?

Intentions rule over ignorance? How do we correct the ignorance? How do we teach good intentions? How do we teach others that time is measured only by earthlings?

Human hives—decorated with clocks—pretend to rely on precision in time-keeping. Precision, sure. “No one in this house ever says, ‘We’re going to be late!’”

Sure. We eat at exactly the same time every day. We sleep and rise from sleep at the same time every day. We’re like clockwork, we are.

Not only that, but the moments of the day mesh like cogs. The meeting we scheduled lines up, bordering perfectly with our travel, and travel stays separate from our home life, never interrupts, never overlaps. No need for buffers between one event and the other.

Even if this is the second time I said this, the second time you’ve heard it, it has only counted once. Reiterations are relative. Relative to the source. Relative to the recipient.

No wonder we become incensed to listening! We hear things repeated so many times, we barely recognize them after the one hundred and one millionth time. Reiterations make reality fuzzy, disarmed, disconnected in fragments.

No profound recollections will make time’s or today’s faded edges more clear.

Identify as a Cowboy Philosopher

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I heard some people bashing philosophy the other day. I guess I like to defend those things that get bashed. Philosophy can be really fun. It all depends on the philosopher. Here’s a little bit of philosophy now, so you can make up your own mind:

A man sits in a bar peeling the label off his beer. He’s wearing boots, jeans, a plaid flannel shirt, and a wide-brimmed hat. In walks a woman wearing hiking boots, jeans, and a leather vest with no shirt underneath. Her hair is short. She sits next to the man and orders a bourbon. After a time she looks at the man and asks, “Are you a real cowboy?” He looks at her and says, “Well, I spend my whole day riding a horse and herding cattle, so yep, I reckon I’m a real cowboy.” She tells him, “I spend my whole day thinking about women. Even when there are no women around, I think about women. I think about women all day, ’cause I’m a lesbian.” She finishes her bourbon and leaves. A couple comes in shortly after and the man and woman sit next to each other near the cowboy. They order mixed drinks and while they’re waiting, the woman asks the cowboy, “Are you a real cowboy?” The cowboy takes off his hat and looks at it, then says, “I thought I was. But a few minutes ago I found out I’m a lesbian.”

Bash away at this all you want, but it makes a twisted kind of sense. Nothing changes in the story except some perceptions. Stereotypes are all over this scene. . .they’re also destroyed within the scene.

The age-old stereotype of a philosopher needs to be rescinded. A stereotypical philosophical being is not a stuffy, wrinkled creep with low social skills. The philosopher is one who dares to ask the question, “How does a snake scratch an itch?” Or, “Why do you think violence will prevent violence?” Or even, “Who would win in a fight between Wolverine and Freddy Krueger?”

My definition of philosophy is not to study books so deeply your nose gets ink-stained. My definition is continual learning. That’s what philosophy is to me: to be forever curious. It seems like the curious ones in this world get punished for being curious when they should be encouraged.

In other words: don’t bash on philosophy, man. Revel in it!

Recently Viewed – Alita: Battle Angel

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Discernment was my post where I quantify the merits of all fiction, whether a piece of fiction is literary or cinematic. I’m currently ruminating on the critical process. Ever since I got some worthy and worthwhile advice on how to make my critiques more specific, I’ve been trying out a few new ways. There was a movie critic I once listened to on the radio who used letter grades, like in school. That’s a good way. Everybody understands the A to F system pretty well. I’m not going to do it that way though; that was his schtick.

Though I’m re-working the weight of each point on the scale, the 7 points I cover are still necessary, I think. They’re the basis of good literature, and I found they cover the cinematic world really well. The 7 points are as follows:

1.Drawing power. 2.Interest factor. 3.Offensive factor. 4.Range of emotion. 5.Character factor. 6.Style. 7.Proper length.

I might re-work the first two also, since Drawing Power and Interest Factor are so closely related they could possibly confuse some people. The reason I introduced them was because you might actually be drawn to something that doesn’t normally interest you, and you might still be interested in something that doesn’t have drawing power. Capiche?

The reason I bring this all up is because I was drawn to a movie called Alita: Battle Angel.  I love science fiction, cyborgs, futuristic battles, and dystopian realms. The trailers/previews all seemed to promise such stuff, and I’d say the movie delivered most of that.

As far as the Offensive Factor goes: there’s only one “eff” in this movie, that I noticed, otherwise it’s like a teen/pre-teen movie. Very inoffensive. If it was a book, it would be YA (Young Adult).

Range of Emotion, however, would have received a low score on my scale because there’s some definite anakin-skywalker-rage type unprompted emotions happening in the film. You know the kind I’m talking about. It starts out a lovely day. Everyone has clothes on their back. Everyone is clean and healthy looking. There’s gas in the x-wing. Then someone’s face pinches up and says, “Stop the x-wing! I can’t stand how well things are going!” And everyone looks at them with mixed feelings of pity and disgust . Then that pinched face person says, “I feel rage.”

Everyone laughs. It’s an impotent rage. It doesn’t fly with the other passengers. It doesn’t translate from screen to audience.

That’s how a lot of the characters in Alita show their emotions. There’s a disconnect between how the audience sees it and how the movie was perceived by those who made the movie.

There are some amazing Style elements to the movie Alita. The hand to hand combat choreography is top notch. I found myself thinking the fight scenes in Alita were better than many of those in the Marvel Comics movies. (Alita doesn’t do any goofy tricks like grabbing someone’s head between her legs and throwing them around. Alita actually kicks people across the room.)

There are some Style problems with Alita too. There’s a world, dystopian, technologically advanced, exciting, brutal; all of these things, but also complicated and poorly explained. I found myself in the middle of the movie suddenly learning things about the rules of the world. They should rename the movie “Now they tell me.” There are some things, like a cyborg with a human brain (and nothing else human) needing loads of food but no oxygen. And leading right in to Proper Length, this movie probably should’ve been half an hour longer.

I KNOW…you’re probably thinking like I do: movies should NOT be LONGER. Alita was barely 2 hours though, so instead of having a non-ending and confusing world rules, the movie makers could have just ended it, and put a little world-rules-prep at the beginning. A few minutes at each end would have made it longer, but also would have made it so much better. The other option would have been taking some of the unnecessary scenes out of the middle. Editing. Editing could have saved Alita from being a side note in movie history.

And I can’t leave this without mentioning the character Alita’s face is difficult to watch. It has an anime style to it with really big eyes and a messy fringe of hair. And for some reason the mouth didn’t move with the words very well. If you can handle that for 2 hours, you could watch this movie. Bring your Mystery Science Theater 3000 sense of humor, though. You’ll need it.

Tele-mafia

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So, it had come to this. Telemarketing had become such an aggressive tool they were resorting to home invasions, breaking down doors and inviting themselves inside.

It didn’t stop there. They were stealing wifi passwords, breaking in to anyone’s browser history they could and trying to sell more, more, more. They were using Siri queries as evidence of desires. From that knowledge sprang their own sales-pitch queries.

Did you want your wifi security upgraded? The telemarketers could take care of that for you…at a reasonable cost. “Hello sir or ma’am, would you like to know more about how to make your front door impervious to home invasions? Have we got a solution for you!”

It was only a minor insult that they were guessing at what you wanted to buy. The greater insult was when they were forcing their way in and then selling you the security to keep them out. It was no coincidence, the mafia comparison. The only thing in this world more aggressive than either of those two organizations, the telemarketers and the mafia, is the political opinion geezer. Nobody wants one of those in their neighborhood, let alone their house.

Where do they come from? How are they made? These home-invasion telemarketers? Some might say they are born in the malls at kiosks. Others might claim they’re the spawn of insurance and pharmaceutical salespersons. Still others say they’re formed from the bad dreams of Alexa users when the moon is full and the bandwidth is flaccid.

Regardless of how they begin their existence, the most important knowledge to use against their info-gathering ways is to catch them unaware. They think they know everything about everyone, but they don’t. Plant your hedges, digital and botanical. Go “off grid”. Falsify your desires. Pretend you’re interested in bizarre things. Make pretenses that you’re really super fanatical about teams of monkeys playing pickle ball. Then be entertained at the frantic way the telemarketers try to find something, anything, to sell you.