That game we play, you always win. No matter how skilled, how talented, how strong I am, I always accept defeat. Your rules are bent to serve you. Our limits are meant to serve you. Even if your habit is to broadcast your victories as loudly as possible and make them known as far as …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Who Do You Trust?
This is my “I don’t believe you” look. They’re everywhere. Ads that catch your attention and try to draw you in to visit a web site so they can sell you more things. The initial sensationalism is meant to upset your belief system or your sense of security enough to have you searching for answers. …
Flip Flops
Ten things you can do with flip flops: Go to the beach. Use a public shower without worrying about fungus. Take it easy. Show off your toenail polish. Wear them with socks and sport the ninja look. Take them off and save your place in the line at the pharmacy while you sit. Feel the …
Eye Heard
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The Bacon/America Theory
There was a time in America when bacon was only bacon. It was found occasionally on pizza, and when it was found as a topping on pizza it was called “Canadian”. It was also found with eggs in breakfasts of the older generation. Then came the eleventh of September, 2001 A.D. Someone took control of …
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