What kind of sweater are you? There are so many different kinds. There are so many different ways to SWEAT. 1. Armpit sweater: the most common type and possibly the easiest to handle (unless it’s a number 13). 2. Chest sweater: usually noticeable on guys when they exercise. 3. Forehead sweater: you know it’s going …
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Cat Street
My neighbor to the north of me has a kitten. You’ll never guess where it likes to hide. In trees. I’m not so sure it’s all cat. It might just be part squirrel. *Professor squirrel. To the south, my neighbor there has a cat, fully grown. It likes to climb. When it can’t jump high …
Combination Words
You know how people want to ridiculously and unnecessarily combine words? You know how they end up making mostly useless words like this: a dream catcher is a “datcher”, a beneficial organism is a “borganism”, and a significant other is a “so”? These didn’t end up sounding the way the person intended. I mean, a …
Golden Age
“Back in my day” is the beginning of a sentence which will likely end with an opinion of how that time was better than this one. Even though some parts of our opinions hold truths, the rest is often due to selective memory. Otherwise known as bias, selective memory is a great way to beautify …
Sharpest Tool
New resolutions don’t have to be confined to New Year’s Day. We have the power to make changes to our habits and our routines, so we can make new habits and routines. For example, I once made a resolution in July to not throw snowballs at anyone for a month. I absolutely conquered that one. …
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