It occurred to me some time ago that even though there are so many offended people in this world, there might also be a fair amount of people who have yet to find something to be offended about. For those feeling like an outsider because they have nothing to be offended about, here’s a convenient …
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The Center of The Universe
If you ever see me in the road, watch where I’m going. I don’t. Have your parents ever told you if you make a face too long it’ll stay that way? I could’ve been a good-looking guy if I wasn’t pissed at everyone all the time. Practice makes permanent. Wearing the scowl to prove it. …
Small Talk for Big Meals
Don’t you just love the things people talk about over a meal? It seems like maybe food opens people up to conversation more than anything else. You sit down with some company you enjoy, and some calories to consume, and you just start talking. One of my favorite conversation starters at dinner is the old…well, …
Four-Letter Words
!Boom! True blue dude, rock loud! Save face! Kiss your mama. Take time. Love much with real zeal. Sure tale, tell away. Your duty ain’t done ’till that flag doth wave. Must move. Ride bike from Five Mile lake, down Lion Kill pass, then leap into tree. Rant, rave, slam head, rage cage, yell, cuss, …
The Walking Dead
It’s not easy when you find yourself laughing at yourself. Of course it’s not any less funny than if you’re laughing at someone else. I had just finished documenting my favorite new anti-social behavior—being completely out of the time zone—and then I had a week with too much exercise, and too much work. I went …
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