Ten things you can do with flip flops: Go to the beach. Use a public shower without worrying about fungus. Take it easy. Show off your toenail polish. Wear them with socks and sport the ninja look. Take them off and save your place in the line at the pharmacy while you sit. Feel the …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Eye Heard
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The Bacon/America Theory
There was a time in America when bacon was only bacon. It was found occasionally on pizza, and when it was found as a topping on pizza it was called “Canadian”. It was also found with eggs in breakfasts of the older generation. Then came the eleventh of September, 2001 A.D. Someone took control of …
Making it Edible
Only food that smiles is worth eating. This burrito, for instance. Not necessarily pleasant. It began frozen. It was microwaved so the outside was no longer frozen, though the inside still was. Any child knows the time has to be set to five minutes or more and then you watch anxiously through the glass until …
Free Short Fiction: The Gibson Diet
Eighteen days was how long she claimed to have been on the Gibson Diet. It wasn’t bulimia. It wasn’t the Keto, or the Caveman, or the Mediterranean. She wasn’t crash-coursing on newly discovered vegetables from Bolivia either. It was the Gibson Diet. The point was to mainline digital nutrients right into the back of your …
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