If book promotion quotes were more realistic:
I wish they let me write a book report on this in school. ~James H., writer of airline pamphlets
Wanted so bad to use the word fascinating, but the more I thought about it, it just didn’t seem fitting. ~Robyn S., writer of novels
Man! This book is thick! ~Brit B., friend of the writer
Original, page-turning, captures your interest, won’t let go, keeps you on the edge of your seat, and it’s original. ~Professional, paid-for reviews
I don’t really care for the story much. I only wanted to promote my own book: Chronicles of the Wonder Tales of Memoirs of Me. ~Daria H., author of Chronicles of the Wonder Tales of Memoirs of Me
Really helps keep my pages down on my other book so I can finish my sudoku. ~Anonymous
Moves along nicely. ~Dr. Suzi Uzi, writer of Everyone Wants to Show You Their Colon: How to Develop a Filter for Unwanted Media
The government doesn’t want you to read this book. ~Sen. Calfskin
Read it once. Read it twice. Read it three times. Must read it again. ~Fred N., writer of I’ll Get You, Eventually
Has a humor firmly planted between Cracked and Mad. ~Al Y., reader of satire, lover of lampoons
Way longer than a tweet. ~T. Kirk
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