Realistic Reviews

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If book promotion quotes were more realistic:

I wish they let me write a book report on this in school. ~James H., writer of airline pamphlets

Wanted so bad to use the word fascinating, but the more I thought about it, it just didn’t seem fitting. ~Robyn S., writer of novels

Man! This book is thick! ~Brit B., friend of the writer

Original, page-turning, captures your interest, won’t let go, keeps you on the edge of your seat, and it’s original. ~Professional, paid-for reviews

I don’t really care for the story much. I only wanted to promote my own book: Chronicles of the Wonder Tales of Memoirs of Me. ~Daria H., author of Chronicles of the Wonder Tales of Memoirs of Me

Really helps keep my pages down on my other book so I can finish my sudoku. ~Anonymous

Moves along nicely. ~Dr. Suzi Uzi, writer of Everyone Wants to Show You Their Colon: How to Develop a Filter for Unwanted Media

The government doesn’t want you to read this book. ~Sen. Calfskin

Read it once. Read it twice. Read it three times. Must read it again. ~Fred N., writer of I’ll Get You, Eventually

Has a humor firmly planted between Cracked and Mad. ~Al Y., reader of satire, lover of lampoons

Way longer than a tweet. ~T. Kirk

Published by Kurt Gailey

This is where I'm supposed to brag about how I've written seven novels, twelve screenplays, thousands of short stories, four self-help books, and one children's early-reader, but I'd rather stay humble. You can find out about things I've written or follow my barchive (web archive, aka 'blog) at or follow me on twitter @kurt_gailey. I love sports and music and books, so if you're an athlete or in a band or you're a writer, give me a follow and I'll most likely follow you back. I've even been known to promote other people's projects.

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