Not too long ago I saw an article on a fitness web site that claimed to have a “manly” “get-your-pump-on” playlist. They claimed it was a great playlist for lifting weights. Featured were some seriously unmanly artists like Marshall Mathers and some other goofy kid with the last name Dogg that I’ve already forgotten. …
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Citizen Pyromaniacs
Where I come from, we have an annual tradition of burning everything. We call it the Fourth of July, and it’s symbolic of something, or maybe many things, but whatever that symbolism represents is up to debate. Could be death, could be destruction. Could be symbolic of burning money. It could even be symbolic of …
No Food is Limited to a Day
It’s worth admitting that I was sucked in to the whole Taco Tuesday idea. It seemed like tacos were already on my menu, so why not set aside one day a week for the fabulous food. Then I missed a Tuesday. It wasn’t a horrific, life-altering experience or anything (though I’m sure some would love …
Can I Ask The Booger-Eater Why?
Can I ask the booger eater? : Why do you look at the bogey you picked right before you eat it? Are you selective in the boogers you eat? That’s a seriously disjointed set of standards! It’s all pointless to my brain. Boogers are mucus. The mucus wraps itself around the particles of dirt and …
Obituaries
In my opinion, it’s mandatory in any obituary to tell how the person died. I’ve seen way too many obituaries with that info left out. How could they do that? If a scientist did an experiment and told you what the experiment was related to, how it was similar to other experiments, and then left …
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