How to role-play: Obtain 12-sided die. Create map. Paint miniatures. Use your imagination. Dread the return to reality. How to be unscientific: Latch on to common chestnuts. Spout common chestnuts at every possible moment. Pretend everyone else is less intelligent. Argue for narrow-minded ideas. Get offended at disagreements with your bias. How to be scientific: …
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Naturally
Had a battle with the wardrobe. Nothing matched. Plaids and stripes collided, like atomic collisions, so disaster inevitably happened. No one wanted to be my friend. No one wanted to be near me. It was a plague of the fashion variety. Everyone thought it would kill them if they got too close. They turned and …
New Pets
So you think you want a new pet? One of the greatest stories to come from pandemic life is that the animal shelters are perfectly empty. The way they should be. Lots of people felt the time was right to adopt a pet. Pets are great at battling loneliness. If you’re secluded, separated from society …
ultra-powerful daydream
Question of the day: What would you do with an ultra-powerful, intergalactic flying disk? One of the most fun things I can think of doing with it is freeing the slaves. Did you know there are still slaves on planet Earth? It’s insane to imagine that any culture on our planet would still allow …
