How to ride an escalator: Approach confidently, do not hesitate. Step onto the first available tread. Grasp the handrail firmly. If you’re escorting children, lift them and place them squarely behind your belt or suspenders, or store them in your purse. Children have been known to slip between the treads of escalators. Children who get …
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Milk the Research Funds
I don’t want to give you any ideas, but there’s probably some money in this idea. Not necessarily good money either. It’s more like the stinky, dirty government grants for scientific inquiries that don’t play a tune in a logical mind. You know what I’m talking about, we hear about them all of the time, …
No Food is Limited to a Day
It’s worth admitting that I was sucked in to the whole Taco Tuesday idea. It seemed like tacos were already on my menu, so why not set aside one day a week for the fabulous food. Then I missed a Tuesday. It wasn’t a horrific, life-altering experience or anything (though I’m sure some would love …
Sound Distortion–Today!
Daft
I swear some people are blissfully unaware of their surroundings. I am not making this up when I tell you that some unnamed person sent me TWO emails in the same amount of days to tell me that they couldn’t leave me a voicemail. And I’m pretty sure they weren’t going to sing to me. …
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