The Game Show Host Diet Take one bag of powdered sugar donuts and devour it like it was the last bag on Earth. If you feel like it, start talking to some random person while you’re still eating the donuts. The puffs of sugar that come out of your mouth will be welcome by anyone …
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Home Lane; Visitor’s Lane
Every highway needs to have a Home Lane and a Visitor’s Lane. I realized this a short while ago, when I saw several out-of-state plates in a row on “my” highway. There was a caravan of folks from out of town, though they weren’t all from the same place. I’ve heard the insurance company statistics that …
Evolution vs. Entropy
Generally speaking, and simply to clear up any misunderstandings before they happen, evolution is another word for “steady progression”, while entropy means “deterioration”. Mathematically, they can’t coexist in the same system. You can’t have entropy and evolution working together. They will always work against each other. One fun way to look at it is: take …
Big Freshwater Gulp
As a blog post, more than a barchive, today, I’ll admit that I’m in the process (once again) of trying to secure an agent—a literary agent. Are frog’s feet lucky like rabbit’s feet? Frog legs should be lucky. What could be more lucky than a fish that grew legs? Anyway, whatever science fiction superstition …
Street Quotes
Words overheard in public places: Girl: Don’t you know what you did? Boy: No. What was it? Girl: If you don’t know, then I’m not telling you. Boy: Then don’t be surprised when it happens again. “You know, that thing on the thing.” —A man talking to his obviously confused companion. “We’ve …
