It was the longest cold spell in Walkerville history. All the kids were excited that the schools were closed. All the kids, except the ones who were supposed to go on a field trip. Their bus was the only way they could get around to places like Hawaii and Pompeii. And why did they want …
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It hasn’t crossed our minds lately because we start to get accustomed to it after a short time. We take it for granted that there are companies vying for our personal information. They want the information because they can sell it to other companies who might benefit from selling us their products. The idea is …
As a man, I am in a unique position to tell you some of the secret rules of men. One of the first rules to know about men is this: “Bigger is better.” For instance, a man wants a big truck. If some other man has a bigger truck than him, the man will make …
Some dare produce a list of the “greatest guitarists” without any sort of reasoning behind their choices. Since I can’t stand unquantified, I went ahead and made my own list with quantifiers. I figured it was all up to me since no other list out there can justify the positions of their picks. I had …
The object is to survive the entire puzzle grid. Start at the top left corner and work your way down to the bottom right corner by going back and forth, left and right, as you reach each side. In other words, travel left to right on the first row, then go right to left on …
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