A short list of things I’ve never lost: An adult tooth Furniture A train A plane A meatball The beat My bellybutton A squirrel’s nut cache A staring contest Resolve An invisible cloak Things I have lost: Baby teeth Vacuum attachments Elevator shoes A transmission A whole Volvo One pineal evocator Three left socks An …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Much Needed Nonsense
If your life gets a bit too serious at times, look no further. I’ll keep you on the weird and wild path. Below are listed and described some funny (and genius) ideas for cell phone apps. When your life starts challenging you with too much responsibility, or too much adulthood, or too much anything really, …
Sharpest Tool
New resolutions don’t have to be confined to New Year’s Day. We have the power to make changes to our habits and our routines, so we can make new habits and routines. For example, I once made a resolution in July to not throw snowballs at anyone for a month. I absolutely conquered that one. …
Ice Cream Flavors
Now that we’ve all faltered once or twice in our attempts to get skinny again, I’m going to play devil’s advocate and list all the ice cream flavors there ever were. As a primer though, I have to admit, not all the names of ice cream flavors are here, since many of them don’t really …
Recently Read: Jamie Foxx—Act Like You Got Some Sense
First let me tell you, before I criticize it and give you the wrong message, this book is worth reading. Now let me tell you why it’s worth reading. Mr. Eric Bishop (stage name Jamie Foxx) spells out some seriously valuable methods to being a great father, even a great parent as he relates much …
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