You know how people want to ridiculously and unnecessarily combine words? You know how they end up making mostly useless words like this: a dream catcher is a “datcher”, a beneficial organism is a “borganism”, and a significant other is a “so”? These didn’t end up sounding the way the person intended. I mean, a …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Golden Age
“Back in my day” is the beginning of a sentence which will likely end with an opinion of how that time was better than this one. Even though some parts of our opinions hold truths, the rest is often due to selective memory. Otherwise known as bias, selective memory is a great way to beautify …
Misunderstood
It ain’t easy being…a rock and roll legend. There’s so much pressure to be on top of your game all the time. You have to be your own boss while everyone around you is trying to undercut you and steal your creative babies. Plus there are all the sides to the crazy diamond…the performing, the …
Up In The Sky
The only way to go is up. There’s madness down below. Madness and selfishness. There are drivers who think that lane they’re in is their birthright, who think the Queen gave it to them, who think the masses must make room, move aside, fall behind and worship. “Worship me because I drive a ____________ .” …
Taco Warning
Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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