Born For Dis. Whenever you come upon an acronym or abbreviation, and that acronym or abbreviation is not defined in any way within the surrounding text, you have my complete and utter permission to invent the meaning. So, if you come upon a BFD, wild and untamed, feel free to start taming it and give …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Sports Psychic
You don’t have it all. If you thought you did, then you need to listen to this: In the country of Belize, they have a Sports Psychic. The Sports Psychic can predict how your favorite team or athlete will perform in the next game or the next competition. Using occult knowledge and resources like astrology …
New car?
Top ten reasons to replace your old car: 10. The miles per gallon is like a good golf score. 9. Worn upholstery, peeling paint, and other aesthetics. 8. Unidentifiable noise. 7. It won’t pass registration. 6. Electric motors all need to be recoiled/rebuilt. 5. Most of the miles are off-road miles. 4. Dead animal in …
Earth Love
If you love the green of trees, if you love the smell of rain, if you love being outside, you might be a sandal-wearing hippie. On the other hand, you may have Earth Love. Love isn’t exclusive to hippies. It isn’t reserved for Christians. Love doesn’t only happen on the day you get married, and …
Chums
My friend Rudy Magrudian spun a Q-tip so fast he started a fire in his ear. He said, “That’s nothing. You should see what I can do with a box of matches.” He once promised that if we were ever in a robbery, he would shield me from all the bullets. All the bullets in …
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