It doesn’t get any better than Cinco de Maya on a Taco Tuesday. Check out the spread, then make your own. Tacos, burritos, enchiladas, empanadas, quesadillas, nachos, guacamole, carne asada, chile verde, fajitas, pollo relleno, chile relleno, tostadas, and so much more is yours on Cinco de Mayo. In heaven there will be a Mexican …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Angsty Frogs
Born For Dis. Whenever you come upon an acronym or abbreviation, and that acronym or abbreviation is not defined in any way within the surrounding text, you have my complete and utter permission to invent the meaning. So, if you come upon a BFD, wild and untamed, feel free to start taming it and give …
Sports Psychic
You don’t have it all. If you thought you did, then you need to listen to this: In the country of Belize, they have a Sports Psychic. The Sports Psychic can predict how your favorite team or athlete will perform in the next game or the next competition. Using occult knowledge and resources like astrology …
New car?
Top ten reasons to replace your old car: 10. The miles per gallon is like a good golf score. 9. Worn upholstery, peeling paint, and other aesthetics. 8. Unidentifiable noise. 7. It won’t pass registration. 6. Electric motors all need to be recoiled/rebuilt. 5. Most of the miles are off-road miles. 4. Dead animal in …
Earth Love
If you love the green of trees, if you love the smell of rain, if you love being outside, you might be a sandal-wearing hippie. On the other hand, you may have Earth Love. Love isn’t exclusive to hippies. It isn’t reserved for Christians. Love doesn’t only happen on the day you get married, and …
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