Time for the first annual Smart Off, sponsored today by WordNerd, the language learning program that wisely teaches you all the cuss words before anything as common as “Hello.” So, “Hello,” all you bastardos apestosos. Welcome to the Smart Off, a challenge of witty proportions. Should you choose to participate, you’ll need to borrow a …
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The day the magic school bus was frozen to the parking lot
It was the longest cold spell in Walkerville history. All the kids were excited that the schools were closed. All the kids, except the ones who were supposed to go on a field trip. Their bus was the only way they could get around to places like Hawaii and Pompeii. And why did they want …
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Trackers and Personal Info Sellers
It hasn’t crossed our minds lately because we start to get accustomed to it after a short time. We take it for granted that there are companies vying for our personal information. They want the information because they can sell it to other companies who might benefit from selling us their products. The idea is …
The Secret Rules of Men
As a man, I am in a unique position to tell you some of the secret rules of men. One of the first rules to know about men is this: “Bigger is better.” For instance, a man wants a big truck. If some other man has a bigger truck than him, the man will make …
Guitar Superheroes 2026
Some dare produce a list of the “greatest guitarists” without any sort of reasoning behind their choices. Since I can’t stand unquantified, I went ahead and made my own list with quantifiers. I figured it was all up to me since no other list out there can justify the positions of their picks. I had …
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