Fake Book Titles

  Getting Married Underwater Real Photos Taken by Real Cats Wrestling a Python Black Holes: Not Black, Not Holes Landfill Everything Global Cooling Mining for Spaghetti Oysters Sleeping with the TV on Makes You Smarter How to: Guess Anyone’s Weight Novelty Campism: from Elvis Impersonation to Rap Music Ving Rhames for President Buried Treasure in …

Two Covers

It’s probably obvious, since the black one is more finished, that we went with the black cover. Go ahead and let me know what you think anyway. I’m totally cool with constructive criticism. What do you think? Quick, tell me before you read on, because I’m going to say what I think, and what I …

The Novel and The Literary Machine

Sound Distortion is the name of my first novel. The literary world is a huge, manic, and gluttonous machine. It is a system of obstacles that will make you want to scream into your own ear until you can no longer hear yourself or anyone else. The literary system of agents and big publishers and …