We all do weird things. Here are a few of the weird things encountered recently and collected specifically for this list: She cries out for control when she has none. He dunks his bread in everything, even his glass of milk. That guy sneezes louder than seems necessary. He passes gas constantly—a loose sphincter. She …
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Witness
What good have you witnessed lately? I saw the man who was driving the Red Bull truck drinking water. He made the best choice. Water wins. Have you witnessed any greatness lately? I saw someone give a homeless woman a blanket. Winter is a great time to be generous. Winter affects those who feel provincially …
Before It Was X
It’s rough on a mind to be the example of peace. People are so confused, and confusing. Everyone wants peace, but a few of them think they have to fight you to get it. If I was interviewing an accountant, I would ask to see their credit card balance, and if it was anything other …
Take Offense
I don’t want anybody to feel left out, so I’m making a list of things you can choose to make you offended. There’s no priority here. Find the one that fits you best. After all, it must be a fun game, being offended, since everyone seems to be doing it. 1. Be offended at people …
Rainy Day Love
It isn’t the petrichor alone which gives rainy days their charm. It isn’t only the smell and the change of smells which help us all to love the downpour. Some of us love to get wet. Others of us love to try not to get wet. It is the fun of watching things wash down …
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