There are many new trends wanting desperately to take a grip on the collective consciousness. They make claims that amount to nothing more than denial of the obvious. Denying what is objectively quantifiable is an exercise of confusion. If the point of the argument is to prove the dazed quality of the one making the …
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Uni-ball Pen
For the absolute best pens in the Uni-verse, you need to search no further than Uni-ball. Whenever I’m writing anything in public, people gaze longingly at my fine writing instrument. Whenever I loan my pen to someone so they can write, they always say, “Ooh, this is a great pen. What kind is it?” Of …
Mars and Cupid
Romance novels. They are loved and hated, adored and avoided, treasured and spurned. Not at all unlike rap music and country music. People tend to either love or hate. It’s rare to get anyone on the fence about them. Here’s a new way to see it: Romance novels are necessary. Though it’s probably rare to …
Requirements of Comedy
Requirements for Comedy Be mostly stupid. Comedy doesn’t require you to think scientifically, or mathematically, or philosophically, or logically. You can let your intellect blow away on the breeze, if you like. Or you can let it slip down into your crotch, into your underclothes (front or back, it doesn’t really matter), and then use …
Lunar New Year
You might be wondering, “What’s the big deal about the lunar new year, anyway?” Some cultures in the world base the calendar year off of the phases and cycles of the moon. Months in a lunar calendar are still twelve in number, though they tend to be shorter than months in other calendars. A lunar …
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