Dear Suzi Uzi, Can someone with ADHD ever be a good public speaker? Respectfully, Disco Neck Ted Dear Ted, You forgot the L in public. Ha! Made you look! And the answer to your question is a heartfelt “Yes!” The person afflic-ted with such a disorder would probably need the speech to be scrip-ted. Improv …
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Happy tax season! Ever wonder where your taxes are spent? American federal taxes are divided 6 ways: The most distressing to me is that the sixth is for paying interest, but not (?) for paying off debt. Is that for real? I, like any good American, have a solution for this: until the debt is …
The art of telling a good joke is one which seems to transcend time. Will there ever be a time in the future when humor is unwelcome? Because I doubt the skill will ever be less than useful, here are some jokes to tell your friends and family. ————- A widow went out on her …
For a fun bit of strangeness, try referring to yourself in the third person for a whole day. Let’s say your name is Justine. Whenever you can, even and especially when speaking with other people, make reference to yourself like so: “Justine is hungry, she needs breakfast. And no, Justine doesn’t need coffee to wake …
Salty Stew, the Rocky Mountain groundhog, tried to account for smog in his prediction, but it didn’t work. The sun cut right through the smog. Without any clouds for a thousand miles, Salty Stew’s shadow was all too prominent. If you’re wondering how this superstitious tradition works, it goes as follows: the sign of the …
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