For Valentine’s Day this year, your first responsibility is to learn French. It’s la langue de la vache. No, no, no. It’s la langue de l’amour. Ha ha ha! Either way, you could get yourself laughed at or in trouble, or both, unless you learn it up good. So learn French. Ready? Go! While you …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Comfortably Numb
Serves me right for thinking it was only a little water in my sock. Sit too long and you can become a permanent fixture in the park. Depending on the weather, of course, you can survive a splash of slush in your shoe. Not too many people have tried though. Most people are smart …
Time of Change
February is a time of change for nature. Sometimes change for humans is unnecessary, like putting a wig on a bald man. Would you put a wig on a bald man because you’re ashamed of what nature and God gave him? If so, that’s not only unnecessary, it’s ungrateful. For a writer, throwing out a …
Funny Sports
Despite what your mom might tell you, playing hockey all day is not a complete waste of your time. I can remember a day when I did just that. I barely made time for a meal or two that day. It was fun, and I was sore the next day, but it wasn’t a complete …
Not The Image
Driving your business bus 24×7, you might realize you’ve gone too long. You kept driving when you should have pulled over and slept. Maybe you find yourself driving down routes you don’t recognize. Possibly you find yourself driving on the walkways. A couple of unexpected bumps in the road and you’re forced to stop the …
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