There is a test to see how many words a person can type while using only their thumbs. (The world record is 101 words per minute.) Two. Two words per minute. That’s how many I can type. About as fast as carving words in a stone slab in the catacombs. Does hyperbole grace every sentence …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
10(0) Greatest Guitarists
In honor and in loving memory of Rolling Stone’s amazing long-forgotten list of the 100 best gitardudes ever, I decided to make my own. Here, for your listening pleasure, is the ultimate, ultimate you know what: Herbert Butros Khaury: absolute number one of number ones. This TINY guy packed a real wallop with his blazing …
Guitar Superheroes
Inspired by the silly, unquantified list recently created by Rolling Stone, which they dared call a list of the greatest guitarists, I went ahead and made my own. (By the way, if you check out their list, make sure you read the comments. There’s a territorial dog in there barking at everyone, “Bro, it’s not …
Alien Lightning Form
The best evidence of extra-terrestrial life being peaceful is the long history we have of visitations. Admittedly, many sightings and encounters are most likely drug-induced or just plain faked. Some are more difficult to disbelieve. A personal least-favorite chestnut of so-called alien sightings is when someone says they “saw a light”. Wow! Right? It must …
Recently Read: Fireborn by Toby Forward
To find this title on Barnes and Noble, click here Fireborn by Toby Forward This book is fun, fun, fun. The lyrical writing style is a smooth river flowing. It carries you along without any weird obstacles. Race-read this one. Bee seems to be the main character at first, though the main focus shifts halfway …
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