We all could learn something from the woman who takes out a stick of gum and tears it in half. Everyone knows a woman like this. She only chews half and saves the other half for later. She’s amazing. She’s the opposite of the kind of person who eats an entire package of cookies and …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Ten Minutes To Write, Two To Read
Wise writers know when to cut out the fat. The great thing about shorter posts is that you don’t have to devote a lot of time to read them. The longer ones might go unnoticed because, well, too long. Bigger isn’t better in every case. Likewise, TLDR is not a prescription for anything. It’s not …
Lost
A short list of things I’ve never lost: An adult tooth Furniture A train A plane A meatball The beat My bellybutton A squirrel’s nut cache A staring contest Resolve An invisible cloak Things I have lost: Baby teeth Vacuum attachments Elevator shoes A transmission A whole Volvo One pineal evocator Three left socks An …
Much Needed Nonsense
If your life gets a bit too serious at times, look no further. I’ll keep you on the weird and wild path. Below are listed and described some funny (and genius) ideas for cell phone apps. When your life starts challenging you with too much responsibility, or too much adulthood, or too much anything really, …
Sharpest Tool
New resolutions don’t have to be confined to New Year’s Day. We have the power to make changes to our habits and our routines, so we can make new habits and routines. For example, I once made a resolution in July to not throw snowballs at anyone for a month. I absolutely conquered that one. …
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