Pop Rocks: These sweet tiny candies are so much fun! Grab a handful, it’s like putting fireworks in your mouth. Once you have a handful and turn it into a mouthful, you’ll want to open your mouth so everyone nearby can hear what you’re eating. Ring Pop: Another candy you can wear. Like the Candy …
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Candy Critic
Candy Corn: The name is perfectly alliterative. Candy Corn texture is ideal on the fresh ones, and only slightly less ideal as they get older, and harder. The flavor doesn’t remind anyone of anything. They are sweet, unique, goodness. The shape is also unique. Because of the shape, candy corns are a must for making …
Ponderous One
Well, aren’t you the…ponderous one? Second in the Ponderous series, Ponderous One is full of similar questions to those in the first, which will help you view the world around you much differently. For instance, “Why would the second in a series be titled One?” With such profound questions as, “What if fiction writers are …
Outrageous Movie Titles
If, by chance, you read through this immense list of movie titles and find one you are dying to see, let me know in the comments and I’ll write the screenplay for it. Teenage Zombie Felons Demon Acid Dames 3-headed Dog Trainer Dirtbags and Society Hags Surly Wolf-child Crossing Gard Red Hot Actress Reactions Steel-toed …
Sasquatch Children
Send money! The Sasquatch children are starving! Collections are now under way to supply the hairy, reclusive children with a nice, warm meal. Their habitat is shrinking. Every day, more wild places are being transformed into cities. Skyscrapers are becoming the norm, replacing tall trees, altering horizons. If this trend continues, there may be no …
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