I don’t want anybody to feel left out, so I’m making a list of things you can choose to make you offended. There’s no priority here. Find the one that fits you best. After all, it must be a fun game, being offended, since everyone seems to be doing it. 1. Be offended at people …
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Where to Focus?
Blue is the color of the ocean, and the color of cold lips. Grey is the color of pigeons, and pocket lint. Brown is the color of mountains and dirt and old bananas and beat up apples and a scoop of chili and new shoes and a sweet chocolate bar. White is the color of …
Outrageous Movie Titles
If, by chance, you read through this immense list of movie titles and find one you are dying to see, let me know in the comments and I’ll write the screenplay for it. Teenage Zombie Felons Demon Acid Dames 3-headed Dog Trainer Dirtbags and Society Hags Surly Wolf-child Crossing Gard Red Hot Actress Reactions Steel-toed …
How To Trois
How to run a ‘blog: How to fall in love: How to buy a car: How to freeze: How to dress up the truth:
Cat Street
My neighbor to the north of me has a kitten. You’ll never guess where it likes to hide. In trees. I’m not so sure it’s all cat. It might just be part squirrel. *Professor squirrel. To the south, my neighbor there has a cat, fully grown. It likes to climb. When it can’t jump high …
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